What people REALLY said after the Coors Light Train plowed through their football game…

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It’s summertime and I would think most people have seen this commercial by now, or at least a variation on it (and if the video doesn’t work just watch it HERE🙂

Coors Light • Love Train – Watch more Funny Videos]

But I always wondered what people said after an enormous trackless train spewing ice and beer left the stadium. Would they still be happy or would some of them be pissed off?  I always thought the comments would go something like these below:

So…there’s going to be a Bud Light Lime train coming soon, right?

The ONE DAY I forget to bring a jacket…

No one else notices that the train ran over the quarterback?

(No Response)

Really? Wow, okay.

Is there a medic in this stadium?! My 8-year-old niece got clocked in the head by one of those flying cans…

I have a party next week and I don’t have any central air. Is this train available upon request? Like, is there a number I can call?

I don’t care how much free beer this train gives me, I am NOT giving can daps to a Cowboys fan…

God damn it where was this train during my divorce proceedings? It was hot as balls in that courtroom on Tuesday.

Man: This is a lot better than the Schlitz Malt Liquor train at the last game.

Woman: That was a train? Wasn’t that just a U-Haul hitched to the back of a Chevy Nova?

I heard a rumor that the train operator isn’t really drunk but just some menopausal woman in the middle of a hot flash.

Oh shit. I think I left the car windows open. Fuck it. It’s too late now.

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