It’s summertime and I would think most people have seen this commercial by now, or at least a variation on it (and if the video doesn’t work just watch it HERE
But I always wondered what people said after an enormous trackless train spewing ice and beer left the stadium. Would they still be happy or would some of them be pissed off? I always thought the comments would go something like these below:
So…there’s going to be a Bud Light Lime train coming soon, right?
The ONE DAY I forget to bring a jacket…
No one else notices that the train ran over the quarterback?
Really? Wow, okay.
Is there a medic in this stadium?! My 8-year-old niece got clocked in the head by one of those flying cans…
I have a party next week and I don’t have any central air. Is this train available upon request? Like, is there a number I can call?
I don’t care how much free beer this train gives me, I am NOT giving can daps to a Cowboys fan…
God damn it where was this train during my divorce proceedings? It was hot as balls in that courtroom on Tuesday.
Man: This is a lot better than the Schlitz Malt Liquor train at the last game.
Woman: That was a train? Wasn’t that just a U-Haul hitched to the back of a Chevy Nova?
I heard a rumor that the train operator isn’t really drunk but just some menopausal woman in the middle of a hot flash.
Oh shit. I think I left the car windows open. Fuck it. It’s too late now.