In this third and final installment on The Weather Channel’s attempts to report on anything but the weather, we take a look at the debbie downer posts that made it hard to get out of bed in the morning:
If it’s Cleveland then yes, your city is the saddest.
That is also the only answer to that question.
Oh you mean out of the WALL OF LAVA? Surprisingly, they got out with just a few scratches.
Ah just kidding. They’re super dead.
I can’t tell from this if I’m looking at a collection of ill-fated tumbleweeds about to meet sewer death or the facial features of a gargantuan Ewok but the overall point is that death is imminent.
Can’t they put up a photo of a tropical resort instead? You’re not exactly selling global warming when your lead picture is the snow blocking my car exhaust.
That’s better. Full sadness restored.