Top three reasons why Whitesnake should replace white smoke (New Pope Edition)

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(1) We can finally start pairing these two together as gifts to people entering Vatican City:


(2) Tawny Kitaen shows up. Then she gets kicked out of Vatican City when she starts rolling around on the floor of the Sistine Chapel. When asked why she did it she’ll say she mistook it for the hood of a Jaguar.



In other news, the attendance at Catholic mass has skyrocketed


and finally (3) Lead singer David Coverdale sings “Here I Go Again” to Cardinal Jorge Mario Bergoglio of Argentina in Latin.

But here’s the version we know and love (just cause I like it so much):

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