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All The News That’s Fit To Make Up – Jan. 28 – Jan. 31

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Welcome to another Monday. Hopefully you have a day off due to Memorial Day weekend. If not I hope this news headline scramble tides you over.

Here are the local Washington Examiner headlines I had to work with this time:

Jan 28 - Jan 31 ALL HEDS

And here’s what I came up with:

 

Jan 28 - Jan 31 HEDA

THAT’S AWESOME

Jan 28 - Jan 31HEDB

Sounds like an institution of higher learning

Jan 28 - Jan 31HEDC

This sounds false

See any I missed? Leave a message or tweet at @littlenightowl.

 

All The News That’s Fit To Make Up – Jan. 21 – Jan. 26

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You’ve made it to Friday. Hurray! Here’s your end of the week news headline scramble courtesy of The Washington Examiner:

Jan 21 - Jan 26 -ALL HEDS

And here are the two combos I came up with:

 

Jan 21 - Jan 26 HEDA

My home state doesn’t exactly have the best people behind the wheel

 

and…

 

Jan 21 - Jan 26HEDB

One nation, united in clenching.

See any that I missed? Leave a comment or tweet at @littlenightowl.

Directions to I-95 North: (1) Bear to the right (2) MERGE WITH THE SKY

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While you were dodging car roof ice shards on eastbound I-495 en route to Baltimore, you might have seen this victim of last week’s Thundersnow chaos:

You know I would totally be fine if the Maryland State Highway Administration never corrected this...