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My reaction to The Bachelor finale as told through Pusheen The Cat

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OK when the finale first started I was all like  =

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because at Bachelor watch parties you eat the feelings of the final two FOR them. And as it became really obvious that Chris liked Becca more than Whitney I was like =

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Because Whitney is obviously the easy choice and I was convinced the sound of her voice was gonna send her home by the 2nd week of the show. And then when Becca was honest that she wasn’t going to pick up and leave immediately for someone she met 3 months ago I was like =

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Then Chris took Whitney farming for corn on their last solo date and Whitney was like =

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When in reality she was like = Screen shot 2015-03-10 at 1.32.53 AM over some f’in corn.

Well after that corn harvest they have a heart-to-heart where Whitney bears his soul to him, to which his only response was “I reciprocate your feelings” and I was like =

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Because WHO SAYS THAT? So I was thinking Becca probably had this in the bag. That is, until he rejected her in a barn and I was like =

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Then he picks Whitney, proposes marriage and I realize she’s going to drop a job she loves in a bomb ass city for this random dude and you’re just like =

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So the After the Rose special comes on we’re all feeling salty about his choice but then Chris Harrison said that there was a shocking twist I was like =

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And for a second I thought the twist was that he wasn’t with Whitney anymore, and I was like =

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Then Chris Soules came out and said he was still with Whitney and I was all like =

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But then Chris Harrison maintained there was still that shocking twist so I was holding onto my seat like =

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And then Jimmy Kimmel came on set and gifted Whitney and Chris a cow onstage and I was like =

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because I was thinking THAT BETTER NOT BE THE SHOCKING TWIST. And then Chris Harrison says the shocking twist has to do with The Bachelorette, so I was like =

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Then they come back from commercial break and said America was split down the middle on having either Britt or Kaitlyn as the next Bachelorette, and America was like =

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Because clearly everyone wanted Kaitlyn. But then they said the shocking twist was that there were going to be TWO bachelorettes, and I was like =

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Because NO ONE asked for that, and then I realized this means one of them is gonna get rejected again and I was just like =

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Then I realized I just spent 12 weeks watching this when I could’ve been like =

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and = Screen shot 2015-03-10 at 1.30.43 AM

But then I remembered it was quality time spent with the roomie and I was all like =

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THE END.