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The Pittsburgh Steelers lost to the Denver Broncos, meaning my team and their rivals–the Baltimore Ravens–get to revel in their loss and won’t play them in the playoffs for the first time in years. After I was done bouncing up and down in my apartment like an idiot I settled down to watch the press conference. This is what Big Ben was wearing:
And this was the convo between me and my brother:
In case you’re wondering, that is a REAL response from a person who messaged me on an online dating site.
Don’t bother Google searching “ice sharting” either. You’re wasting your time. And if you want to know what slang authority UrbanDictionary thought…
Now that I successfully gave you a mental image of someone ice sharting, I want to stress the importance of running your shit through a word processor spell check before sending it out there for the world to see. No more unnecessary capitalization. No more third person narratives. And for the love of GOD complete a sentence. I’m serious. I know some people hate grammar snobs but I assure you if any reasonable person saw the profiles I’ve seen their brain fluid would leak through their ear canal and onto a nearby pavement.
Now let us pray that guy meant ice skating because I don’t even want to know what ice sharting is.