If you were looking for a weather forecast in the past year and thought you might find it on a website called the Weather Channel, you might have been shit out of luck. But if you were looking for a forecast in how soon we were all going to kick the bucket, the Weather Channel website had you covered.
Here were some hints over the past year that we were closer than we thought to the underworld:
And if he does can we get in for free or do we have to pay $5 because we’re a “guest of a member”?
I bet God’s bathtub has jacuzzi jets.
Everyone: Guard your butt holes.
Are we talking about the “Sun” or “Tall buildings”? Either way I’m never going outside again.
I think we found the Devil’s Pool. And I don’t think it’s chlorinated.