I usually rely on the Weather Channel website to tell me whether I need an umbrella, a light jacket or snow boots—all of which you might need in the same day if you live in the District.
Recently, they went through a site redesign, which is great considering their previous format bordered on fear-mongering:
Of course their design faux pas didn’t get in the way of my plans to do my own series of their worst headlines as shown through a personal screen capture spree. This week I decided to focus on the ones that notably had absolutely nothing to do with weather:
Also it looks like the cop is either trying to save the pig from himself or giving him the Heimlich maneuver, which I guess is only fair considering how many humans have choked themselves on pork flesh.
I’m less interested in the giraffes and more interested in how I can dine with bears—safely.
There’s kind of no point considering you’re in the one-third that’s infected and will die soon.
Well fuck knowing if it’s going to rain. I kind of want to know now.
He was on a show that had Lil’ Jon, Jose Canseco and Meatloaf in the same room every week. He’s already been there.
He died waiting for The Weather Channel to tell him if it’s raining tomorrow.
But at least he knows why that beaver was angry.