I have three simple expectations of characteristics of my inbox spam:
Moderately inappropriate and
On a dogged quest to sell me Viagra from a Saskatchewan pharmacy.
But spam is evolving. Chances are if you run any type of site that allows for posting comments you can see that spammers now infiltrate in a different way: They’re starting to post in complete sentences and, even worse, giving constructive criticism and misguided praise.
So I wondered how I would respond if these were real people commenting: