Next time I’m going to Cal Tor for lunch

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Here’s the equation. It’s kind of long but I tried to be as brief as possible:

A trip to a shopping center in my co-worker’s car to grab lunch to go

+ Some random guy walking behind me as I exited Shoppers and entered her car.

+ Him mumbling something to her about a magazine and saying “I want to sex you up.”

+ Us driving away while laughing hysterically.

+
Being reminded of the time when a middle-aged guy stopped me at the Shoppers salad bar last year and told me I was “just as fine as I wants to be.” Not want…WANTS. Sigh.

x Two co-workers on two different occasions finding pigeon feathers in their salads at the same bar

= Being thoroughly creeped out by Shoppers Food Warehouse

Wednesday’s encounter prompted her to post a gchat status asking why she was hit on using a lyric from a Color Me Badd song. This was my gchat status and the response I received:

i’ll pay someone in cookies to study the correlation between shoppers food warehouse and skeevy men

mars858: x-axis=probability that young attractive females will show up at a shoppers location, y-axis=number of skeevy men. it starts at 1 because no matter the probability, any shoppers location will have SOME skeeviness: http://www.sosmath.com/algebra/logs/log4/log42/gl01.gif

i’m procrastinating
and i love google images
me: HAHAHAHHAHHAA
this is awesome
you can have as many cookies as you want
mars858: haha yesss
me: warning: they might be from shoppers
mars858: uh oh… that’s a whole other graph right there
me: hahaahaa

One Comment

  1. Slinxie. says:

    i'm impressed but the presence of an actual graph.

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